go zags

so what can i tell you. birds pooped on my up-high windows the other day. wtf birds. like i'm ever going to be able to clean that shit. i bought a heating pad yesterday. not a heating blanket. a heating PAD. this largely increases my senior citizen-ness. but what i cay say, it had to be done. i have an old knee injury and it was the most painful joint/muscle weather-change incident i've endured to date. so i have a heating pad. if you need to borrow that, let me know. i'll drive it over in my giant cadillac and you can maybe help me style my blue hair afterwards. i hope this gives you some indication of what my current life state resembles. to sum up - AARP, heating pad, bird poop.

ah stripes. i love ya.

you guys really need to let me post more. seriously, once a month - not acceptable. you better shape that shit up. i mean it.

i heard a story the other day about the ex of my good buddy j. the ex is b. you'll never guess what b said to her new lover over hotmail. yeah? no. 'i never knew cuddling could be so intense.' g-zus b-muffin what is your god damn problem... but i am pretty effing glad i know this. why do i know this? because it was in b's hotmail and because j is totally psychotic (and that's fine, we still love ya). we wouldn't have this morsel of sweet, sweet love talk if j wasn't such a whack job - but my favorite whack job.

now go out there and watch out for all that intense cuddling this fine night of saturday.

here's 2 more pics from the work pod archives. the first is classic special dark. he HATES this picture with all his mite so i constantly have it conveniently and publicly resurface every time he pisses me off. i'm standing there too and i have that special dark look on my face because i'm pretty sure he was looking at asian porn. the second is me and i can't really explain why i'm in such a pose. pretty sure chop shop had something to do with it.