a few things. steph and i went to see the ballet in the park on friday night. it was fan. i just shortened it. (fantastic for those not up to speed on the latest ling-trends.) so for the record, steph did NOT come up with that. i love the ballet and opera so this evening in the park with the arts stuff was right in my court. steph packed listerine wine and cheese and we laughed about old college times as we watched grown men dance in skin colored tights which essentially made us feel like they were naked. it was excellent. we also decided that we had a really nice date and that one of us should get man parts since we have so much fun together. i vote for steph. oh, our hippie/lawyer/magistrate sorority chapter advisor was there with her husband and babies and if there's a man for her, there's a man for me.
what else. i hate technology. i hate when i have to spend 30-some hours in one weekend making old shit talk to new shit because someone forgot to loop me in a few months ago. that's why i signed up for some really interesting fun that will take $1100 out of my house account but make me unbelievably happier around november or december. i can't wait to finish it and then tell you what it is. i love that people are going to be all crazy because i won't say what it is here. ok. i'll tell you. i signed up to be a stripper because i can't tell you how much i enjoy peeling off clothing and singles from my cash wad at the grocery store when i'm in a line with all men. they always stare. and you totally know they're wondering if any of those singles belong to them from the other night. i also taught my 7-month old niece about the importance of jewelry from tiffany's today. she's on the right track, i'll tell you that much.
i'm gonna run 2 miles now and then maybe have a beer. steph and i used to work out in college and drink beer instead of water while we ran or whatever. i highly reccommend it. i don't care if it's 12am and a school night. do it.
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