i'm not here to preserve anyone's feelings

the mood caught me. you're in for a treat. things i hate.

• the 2 words 'pet' and 'peeve' used together
• when i get mascara or pen on my hand
• personalized license plates
• aimless busy-bodies at work, who by the way, do have agendas
• having a boss
• zealots, religious or otherwise. if you're psycho about 1 particular thing, i hate you
• wolf spiders. i hate that they make me have to kill them. i do
• red roses
• all the little mindless lemming families in my neighborhood
• anything too sweet, like cake and pop
• christmas and everything it stands for/encompasses
• porders (this is vague danni-code which you may never figure out)
• people who pretend to be whatever the current company includes (a vegetarian perhaps)
• champagne
• sausage
• raisins
• the people whose attention span cuts out after 4 seconds. listen to me dammit. i'm only speaking to you because you need to know what i'm telling you. morons.
• german opera. it's just so all-around ugly.
• couples who think you're less of a person without a boyfriend
• U2, elvis costello, and the talking heads
• kiss-asses and yes men. thanx for ruining my life.
• how our society has spiraled into a nose dive of laziness and complacency, never to regain control
• when people lick the foil lid of a yogurt. you knew this was coming