i hate sandra bernhard, but yay for mango margaritas

first off, sarah, so glad we did your b-day friday night. that was a good time. you were so frigging drunk, i could hardly believe my eyes. i'm glad that firefall's 'you are the woman' is our song. thanx for the memories. i love ya hor. let's do happy hour on your actual b-day.

secondly, the cyndi lauper concert crew, it's not usually a good idea to see one of your favorite 80s icons twice in 3 years, but i think she was able to bridge the gap. her songs make you feel pretty wonderful so i'm glad we went and got a good dose of her crazy energy. she's literally a rock star. she laid on the stage and moved around with her legs during 'i drove all night' (like michael j. fox at the chicken under the sea dance in 'back to the future'). cyndi's a diva. steph's gonna try to become one. we'll all come pay $40 to see you dr. hor. cyndi rocks. sandra bernhard however... i wanna punch that stupid beotch in the eye. she literally brought the mood of like 5000 people way way down. um, bitter, stupid bitch isn't something to turn into a stand-up act. holy eff. we're not easily offended, but she managed to offend us. jill sobule opened and made us so high and happy, and then sandra bernhard like pounced on us and figuratively kicked us in the stomach. fuck you sandra. you're in a concert hall of 5000 major lefty democrats, don't fucking tell us to do our job in the next election and that you piss on cleveland. know your audience. seriously, we all applauded when she said she only had 5min left. horrible buzzkill. the crew decided that she is our least favorite word in the english vernacular (C-U-N-ext-T-uesday) so that's pretty bad. things came way back up when cyndi graced us and opened with 'all through the night' - my all-time, personal favorite. cyndi, you are magical.

back to sunshine, i think i have a new crush. yay. ;) i started to get into xmas for the first time in years and it might be his fault. damn you, cottonwood (or c-dub) -that's what i'm gonna call him for now. this lucky boy is going to get asked out by me in the next few weeks. seriously, how lucky can one guy be? anyway, today i decorated a tree, listened to charlie brown's xmas cd, shoveled my driveway, hung a xmas wreath on my door, ate the most fantastic dark chocolate covered espresso beans, and instituted margarita sunday nights. see below. come over and bring lime chips.