i was doing a little grocery shopping yesterday and used the self check-out. i did have beer in the cart so the light started blinking and the lady came to see my ID. this is what happened:
lady - hi can i see your ID?
me - sure (i hand it to her)
lady - REALLY.
me - yeah.
lady - well YOU look FABULOUS. wow.
me - hey, thank you.
lady - no joke. fab.
how amazing is she. but before all that, there was a really cute guy that i was getting ready to stalk or pick-up by going down his aisle and pretending to buy what he was buying. if it was tampons, all the better. i couldn't find him though!! that was sad. i had a feeling he was a good one and i hardly ever feel that. rest assured, i will start a new, very frequent grocery schedule so as to increase our chances. seriously, he had glasses, blond-ish hair, a really cute butt, and a swimmer build. that's the stuff dreams are made of.
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