go zags

so what can i tell you. birds pooped on my up-high windows the other day. wtf birds. like i'm ever going to be able to clean that shit. i bought a heating pad yesterday. not a heating blanket. a heating PAD. this largely increases my senior citizen-ness. but what i cay say, it had to be done. i have an old knee injury and it was the most painful joint/muscle weather-change incident i've endured to date. so i have a heating pad. if you need to borrow that, let me know. i'll drive it over in my giant cadillac and you can maybe help me style my blue hair afterwards. i hope this gives you some indication of what my current life state resembles. to sum up - AARP, heating pad, bird poop.