on to important matters. i'm pretty sure i saw madonna at the mall on thursday night. she was in a black saab - which makes all kinds of sense if you'll recall my excellent track record for celebrity sightings in the cleveland area. she looked very kaballah-y.
i hired a lawn guy on tuesday at 1pm. he showed up that same afternoon and fertilized the lawn. this guy rules because it rained the next day and then he came back friday to cut it. my neighbor was starting to remind me of that tractor supply commercial with the immobile claymation guys on farms where one calls the other to ask if his lawn mower is broken because his grass is so tall. my neighbor kept asking. well now he can shut it. i have kenny, wonder lawn guy. he was a greenskeeper at a golf course before he started his own landscaping business. and, his name is kenny. thanks much to deb and erik. i heart kenny. my lawn is unusually green. i've also been doing other fun homeowner stuff, too - going to home depot on saturday nights and having storm doors installed. my next item of business will be landscaping. i've reached the point in my life where i can't wait to plant shrubs and pull weeds and stuff. you can't see me right now but i'm sighing disgustedly. i guess my new yard-work gloves are too cool because i can't wait to wear them. i hate you home depot. why do you have to sell so many amazing things for me to plant. blackberries are on their way. get excited. a patio is next on the list. once it's done, party at b-mansion. margaritas for everyone.
another gem from the archives. these are my pod boys. special dark, do not be alarmed. i'm not mad at you.
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