normally i would send chop dungs a text message, but going forward, i will now leave messages here - since the text messaging device is nowhere near me and i would have to get up to get it and i don't require more vodka or anything right now so i'm not getting up off the sofa. chop, you are smart. i left the lights on in my basement this morning and then found that i had approximately zero flies in my house around 6pm. they might be breeding in the sump pump and since the basement is kinda dark, the light from under the door to my kitchen draws them out. i figured i would leave the lights on down there and maybe that would make them less likely to enter the house. it did the trick. no flies in the house today so i took a brown paper bag and covered that opening under the door to the basement to see if that's officially it.
there are 16 giant spiders on my front porch. i don't recommend you going there.
gerbs is married. now it's actually sherbs. sarah thinks a skinny weird guy is eventually coming for me. god i hope so. it's getting late.
ryan reynolds is delicious. i wanna get married. don't tell the boys i date cuz they might get scared.
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