Tuesday, December 26, 2006

pan cookies

what if you dedicated your life to pan cookies. your sole purpose for being would be bars crafted from dough infused with semi-sweet chocolate chips. seriously, what if you could love pan cookies to the point where they alone could get you out of bed in the morning. i'm talking obsessed with them. like, 'going to work finally has meaning because you're simply only going to make money to finance them' obsessed. and i'm also talkin elaborate here. they would have to be. i mean, right? you're gainfully employed. sheesh.

for one, clearly you will have lost your mind. and two, you would have to change the name of your blog to 'pan cookies actually do hate you'. but obviously pan cookies can't hate you. they're cookie bars. it wouldn't be rational if baked goods hated you.

but back to you getting up in the morning because of pan cookies...interesting concept. let me know how you make this possible because i'd like to employ your recipe for insanity and make pan cookies my reason for living as well.

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