they did the mash

would you believe me if i told you i was doing the time warp in my kitchen just now? of course you would. that's what i was doing on a dark and stormy sunday night. i rule. shut it. there was vodka involved. after the time warp, i danced to the munsters theme and dead man's party, obviously.

here's a picture of my sweetest day date. the halloween bear i gave her is strewn to the side because 'over the hedge' was way more interesting when i snapped this shot. to be honest, bruce willis is hot and his voice is fantastic and even my nearly 2yr-old niece knows that. who wants a stupid little bear dressed as a pumpkin anyway. she's right. after this picture, i helped myself to a microbrew from the 'fridge and then dominated her sit & spin. i might get one along with an x-box for karaoke rev now. she calls halloween, 'na-neen-neen-neen'. right on, bell-tower.















i'd post more but it's sunday night and i have tons of drinking to complete before i head to the worst job on the planet in the AM. toodles.

now everything's cool - drac's a part of the band

we're in the thick of my xmas season and it looks like halloween gone wild at my house. it's one of the few things i'm passionate about anymore and it's definitely less passion than ever before but still, i'm glad there's an ounce of passion left somewhere in my world. i would elaborate but i won't.

i'm not quite sure why, but i don't like red sofas. i watched 2 movies over the weekend; 'just like heaven' and 'friends with money'. the first had a red sofa, which was actually tasteful but still a red sofa. the latter, no red sofa, but terrible and i stopped watching just before the halfway point. it was boring, gloomy, awkward, and boring. i'm glad janiston made a few bucks off the crap she produced in the last couple years. really. i like her. the last few i actually remember the titles of (aforementioned, 'good girl', 'rumor has it', 'derailed') were crap. to be fair and for a more balanced commentary, i did like 'along came polly', 'rock star', and i know it was a while ago, 'office space'.

as for the red sofas, i'd invite you to comment on why you like them, but i don't care. if you can tell me how to get myself into a love triangle which rivals that of meredith grey's steamy, dreamy man steaks, i'm in. otherwise, no. get out of my face (blog).

happiness is...

when you walk into your house and you see your new patio in all its glory (with comfy chairs and a rather neat looking firepit).

fly me to the miu-oon

i decided that if sarah can start listening to xmas music in early august, i can start stocking up on whimsical halloween decor, mid-late month. see below for the first piece of my 2006 collection.

and it could be the target wine cube talking, but i think i'm gonna be ok. i've been miserable since wednesday at 11:32a, but the more i think about it, fall's on my doorstep, AND, i'm closer to where i want to be than i've ever been before. let's celebrate that my friends. and target box wine; celebrate that as well.

i'm waiting here for you in the state i'm in

i really wanna blog something meaningful here tonight but in lieu of recent events, i'm not going to do that. instead, i watered my flower beds, grilled some fish, took a long drive, and bought menthol lights. i paid $4.13 to enjoy 1 on my porch this evening and it was damn good. i'll have a cig twice a year when it's warranted. my friends, i earned it today. there's so much wrong with what went down, i can't really scratch the surface at this point so i won't even attempt it. honestly, things could be worse. i was able to put it all back into perspective. but, JR - guy who told on me - you'll feel my wrath one day. and.it.will.hurt.

this is just ridiculous

i had the world's greatest ice-cream last night - so great, that this event is now legendary in my life. when you get a chance, haul yourself over to a dunkin donuts/baskin robbins combo store and get a scoop of "world class chocolate". not only is it gorgeous on a cone, but it's also unreasonably delicious. it was so ridiculously beautiful in color, i wanted to take a picture of it. it was however, ice-cream, so i was therefore unable to take the appropriate snaps for historical recording purposes. the gist of it is this; white chocolate mousse ice-cream swirling around chocolate chocolate mousse ice-cream. it was like they were dancing together in a very whimsical manner. very yin yang. so for those who might be envisioning regular chocolate and vanilla-type colors, just stop it. i can only insist that you go see this for yourself, in person. if you are at all disappointed with what you find, i will repay you in the form of me buying myself a charity cone to make up for it because you will be hurting its feelings and i don't want it to feel sad.

hey, no cock pump

normally i would send chop dungs a text message, but going forward, i will now leave messages here - since the text messaging device is nowhere near me and i would have to get up to get it and i don't require more vodka or anything right now so i'm not getting up off the sofa. chop, you are smart. i left the lights on in my basement this morning and then found that i had approximately zero flies in my house around 6pm. they might be breeding in the sump pump and since the basement is kinda dark, the light from under the door to my kitchen draws them out. i figured i would leave the lights on down there and maybe that would make them less likely to enter the house. it did the trick. no flies in the house today so i took a brown paper bag and covered that opening under the door to the basement to see if that's officially it.

there are 16 giant spiders on my front porch. i don't recommend you going there.

gerbs is married. now it's actually sherbs. sarah thinks a skinny weird guy is eventually coming for me. god i hope so. it's getting late.

ryan reynolds is delicious. i wanna get married. don't tell the boys i date cuz they might get scared.