i want candy

so my halloween was nice. friday night was the usual party at sarah's old house where i dressed as master hor. i've never seen some people that drunk before (and i've seen A LOT of drunk before). it's good that the little ones didn't make it out for that one this year. definitely some x-ratings on that one. call me later and we'll discuss. last night i had sarah, diane, and sharda in my driveway drinking beer. the guy next door was giving warm cider & bourbon to everyone so we got to hang with the 'bors too, which was nice. and sarah, diane, and i all kinda want to make out with mike who's 50 and very intriguing... i digress. ok, so we were giving the early birds one piece of candy (like 1 kit kat or 1 take five). then we began to notice that some kids were actually avoiding my beautiful well-lit abode and deliberately choosing to walk through the mud by the dark house across the way and we then also realized that the 84,000 kids that we had originally planned for, were in fact not coming. we had to "quickly" switch gears and give the later kids in the second hour giant sweeping handfuls. also, i would like to know why those bitches across the street with all the fall decorations had their effing lights off. that's bs. the lady directly across the street from ms. october 31st cannot be halloween scrooge. how can me of all people possibly live across the street from halloween scrooge. @&!. long-haired, 5yr-old shaggy kid was adorable. he was sitting in a wagon being pulled around by his mom (or dad. i can't remember) and he could barely come up for air to say thanks because his mouth was so full of candy. very effing cute. i want one like that. now. coincidentally, i carved a pumpkin in under 7 minutes while i was waiting for diane and sarah to show up. i'm fantastic. the decorations will stay up for a little longer and then i'll close the books on halloween 2005. it was a good one. i'll miss ya old pal.