why i think guitar hero is cool

i don't really have anything to say today. the purpose of me being here right now is to see just how much i can write without having anything to write about. this is probably going to turn into something reminiscent of a standardized test "surprise" topic writing sample. let's have a go.

guitar hero is a great game. there's all kinds of guitar hero too, not just one that they force you to play with. there's like four. i chose the 80s encore edition because i have a fever, and the only cure is 80s music.

when you're playing guitar hero 80s encore, it's like you're really playing the guitar. it makes you feel bad ass because you get to rock out to some sweet 80s songs. i mean, it's not all bananas and dancing with toothbrushes, though. there's like 30 songs and they're not all totally sweet. like, the oingo boingo song "only a lad", that's not so great. or, "wrathchild" by some band i can't recall right now. maybe it's iron maiden. anyway, i was trying to say that it's not perfection. there's no def leppard and there's no bangles. one or both of these bands in the set list would bring us closer to living in a giant white bowl of red guitar hero cherries.

guitar hero is a fun game for kids of all ages. did you see what i did there? first sentence was like 4th grade summation line in support of my argument, my totally b*tchin' argument for guitar hero 80s encore. this is my 4th grade writing sample so i'm allowed to write about video games. also, i'm like 3x the age of a 4th grader so i'm therefore authorized to use words like 'b*tchin' as well.

i don't know if you have guitar hero in your possession, but if you do, you should always always be playing it. i'm only taking a break right now so that i can ensure you know the importance of the game. in life. seriously. stop reading this and go make guitar hero happen in your life. you'll thank me. if you are not sure how to go about doing this, one thing i can highly recommend is "friday night guitar hero wine party".

if you are not in possession of guitar hero, we should probably schedule a conference with your parents to discuss your recent performance in this classroom. not pretty, my friend. not pretty.