Sunday, January 23, 2005

firewall city

whew! i finally realized something crucial to my existence the other day. i am actually good at something that people would pay cash money for, and it's not technology or being a hor.



my co-workers are always coming up with visions of technological solutions that include web servers, ssl, and firewalls. i sit beside them in awe because usually, i have no idea what the eff they're talking about or how they were able to concoct such a thing. i pop smooth dissolve tums all day and wonder, why can't i come up with these technological visions? i'll tell you why, my friends. i actually do have visions, just never visions of the intricacies that comprise application server infrastructures. it's the mock up of a birth announcement, wedding invitation, dinner party, or newly remodeled kitchen that i envision. i see in interior and exterior paint, brick, floor plans, furniture placement, cabinets, and culinary creations. so i'm not dumb after all!! (just obviously a creative genius.) i'm finally able to breathe again because i am pretty darn good at something, but it's not the servers, firewalls, or http.



this brings me to my next run of heartburn: the thing i'm good at...not so much what i do for a living. so with that, i'm gonna go order another case of the smooth dissolve tums and hess select.

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