i hate you if you speak in quantity as opposed to quality b/c you either love the sound of your own voice or somehow lost the ability to use as much of your brain as you once could. then, you sneeze your brain damage all over the world so that we're terminally ill with it b/c it's like a really cute boy tumor that all the girl brain tissue decided it kinda liked. why does the damn girl brain tissue have to be so weak.
some minority percentage of our brain power runs the body's systems. the poor leftover majority percentage gets drunk and high. wait... for instance, people talk too much about nothing, drive like crazy a-holes only when i'm out, impatiently wait 4 seconds for instant gratification, place especially special orders at McDonald's during the lunch rush, and blame teachers for not doing a good job of raising their miscreant kids...procreation test you guys. seriously. also, if you like cats or voted opposite of me in the last election, i definitely hate you and might punch you in the neck if you come near me.
i'm eventually going to start a private island colony. the interview process will take one year and billions of your hard earned cash money. and don't be alarmed when i decline your application b/c i'm having a bad hair day or b/c you don't like cheese. i will shut your a*s down. hard.
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