Sunday, January 16, 2005

poll time

better get used to this.



instead of distributing the meth in the banking circles, i think i could provide small amounts of value in other areas. i welcome your thoughts.



perhaps i could:



1 be a pastry chef

2 develop real estate

3 find a somewhat famous/rich person and be their personal assistant, or they could be totally famous/rich, whatever

4 marry one of the cute boys on the PGA tour and provide moral support when he only wins $75k in february

5 go to med school and become a pediatrician

6 go to vet school and become a veterinarian

7 manage a starbucks, or, just be a barista. no one here is picky

8 cut back my current job to part-time and actually distribute the actual meth

9 find a company that needs a full-time wine taster who has an MBA

10 start selling my eggs...i hear there's some real $$ here

11 finally try to break into marketing

12 be a hot, slutty bartender

13 become an undergraduate admissions advisor

14 learn to speak french and then teach it to like... everyone

15 see if those guys over at great lakes brewing want to start the 'small rack, brown-haired, non-twin dortmunder girl' campaign



i'm gonna need everyone on the call to review these and get back to me with some thoughts or counters before next week's status meeting. then, it would be super great if you could just update the project log that's on the share. thanks so much.

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