first off, i'd like to say a few words about listerine. it's like setting my mouth on fire and i hate it. second, i need to discuss the very real, very sad, single cleveland cross-section.
monday on the bachelorette, 25 mostly not hot men showed up to meet the girl from cleveland and one of them was also unfortunately from cleveland. he was one of the main offenders and made everyone at my screening really upset because he made us feel like we were essentially watching a car accident happen when he showed up. sad cross-section...cleveland is full of really fun, hot, single girls and a bunch of boring, not hot, really stupid single boys. so they put un-hot cleveland guy in front of jen and he blurts out how he's from cleveland and she is too and he can't wait to get to know her since they're both from cleveland!! yikes larry (or whatever), that is not an in. you are not her instant best friend because your one similarity is cleveland. at least fainting, i like to wear tight shirts, tall-hair guy had the decency to entertain us while he ruined his chances. anyway, if you are a single guy who does not reside in the greater cleveland area and are not boring or dumb, just know that cleveland is a diamond mine and there's more where this came from.
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