today at work, some of my team ended up having a spontaneous meeting near mac's cube. we all pull up some chairs. i grab the chair of someone we'll call 'steve' who's out on fridays. it has a tall back, so i think i'm pretty clever. i'm sitting towards the edge of the chair like i always do, leaning to the left. all of a sudden, i get a wiff of ass. when you get a wiff of ass, you usually stir a bit as if someone just passed smelling salts under your nose and to take a quick inventory of whether it's you or not. i rule me out and it seems like nothing, so i forget about it. one minute later, ass again... but like, twice the ass and the unfortunate trend continues for the next 15 minutes. it was in that third minute that i realized how much showering 'steve' does. you would never expect this guy to stink so bad either. it's always the quiet ones that reek of ass.
dammit steve. take an effing shower.
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