stop the insanity

this guy i work with told me i'm going to need approximately $16,000 right from the gates when i move into my new home in august. you muse, exactly what size is this new digital flatscreen? ha. apparently, we're speaking of one lawn and several window treatments. god help me. i'll plant my own grass and smoke it proper before i spend 16 large on two semi-important, mostly mandatory items. holy eff james jessenfenton. you can bring it.