man i love the butts but i only come into contact with approx. .5 really nice ones every day. it's poll time, so here's a list of options that might allow me more time with the 'asses'.
1 design mens' underclothing and force every boy on the soccer team at the local university to model them for me, privately
2 petition the state for an annual, mandatory, boxer briefs only day
3 convince the hugh grant to finally come over already
4 initiate daily 'manhandling' of the guys at work (and maybe get promoted)
5 start a small 'service' business where my staff consists solely of man candy with sweet asses
6 get addidas, new balance, and skechers to add 20lbs of weight to the shoes...for fashion reasons
7 get dockers, levis, and gap to add 20lbs of weight to the pants...for fashion reasons
8 finally apply chemistry and concoct a compound that will produce a sweet ass when mixed with beer and pringles, while i wear tortoise shell-rimmed glasses and my hair in a bunn
what to do. my problems are sooo difficult.
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