nerds vs dorks

i've come to believe that there are only two types out there; nerds and dorks. nerds cannot be dorks and dorks cannot be nerds and the two can never mix. if you are a nerd, you must stay within the confines. dorks double as geeks. they're the same exact thing. how i love duplicity. dorks always try to end up with nerds because they're really interesting to be around and keep it real, but nerds are pretty sharp and usually tunnel their way back out into the fresh air. don't try to put them in a corner, or in a tunnel, obviously. dorks are like new puppies, except not just for a few years, for...ever. they require a lot of energy and care, whereas nerds are pretty content just to eat honey nut cheerios for a while and then go sketch some things. dorks have to line their cabs with paper and then go design their own bookmarks. u smell what i'm cookin. keep it real and seriously, don't mix 'em.