while i was 'stranded' at my own airport for 6 hours last night, this is what i saw and/or did...get your damn mind out of the shitter:
1 a lady with like 3 small dogs stuffed in one of those trendy roll-y luggage thingies. they looked comfy. like sardines comfy
2 elvis in a grey jogging suit and sunglasses, which appeared only after his men's room visit...
3 several $5 beers
4 the meanest bartendress in the entire world. if i wasn't stuck in your stupid airport buying your effing beer hor, you'd be out a job
5 iMarc
6 zero new planes coming to all of my gates
7 approx 98,000 cancellations of all my flights
8 an angry angry little man named 'blair' who at one point had what appeared to be a seizure directed at someone on the other end of his tiny silver cell phone
9 like 14 senior citizens housing wieners and fries
10 a vibrating family
obviously i need to get a camera phone so i can email this crazy shit into blogspot next time.
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