Tuesday, March 8, 2005

nickel knobs

do not take big don with you to the brand new house store. she will ruin your first home experience and the life of the poor lady that has to deal with you and your little picky selections. the plans were totally fine but big don had to get all up on them and concern herself with the specific type of windows along the rear elevation. i see where she's comin from, but dammit to peter, give the poor custom builder a mini little break. this concluded part 1 of the new home 'selections' process. parts 2 and 3 are on deck. big don's staying home.

for those who cared about the outcome of the stairs, please either sit down or grab a handful of tissues. this news was more than a little devastating to me so i can't imagine what it will do to you. the sneaky builder people pretended to listen but actually ignored me when i asked about hardwood stairs with a rug runner up the center like 94 years ago when it mattered. TODAY, they're not able to do that since i didn't specify it 94 years ago when it mattered. oh, and that beautiful brick you thought you could have, you can't. we lied. same with those gorgeous cabinets. but i'm so over the stairs now. i'm getting those emeffing nickel knobs and hinges if it's the last mother effing thing i do. mark my words... i'm gonna go punch myself in the face.

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