now, internet, i love when the weather starts getting sunny and nice as much as the next guy, but why does it always have to drag the smell of ass along with it? in my mind, i picture spring weather depicted by linus, and ass is his tattered light blue blanket that he insists on dragging all over the world. the warmer wind starts blowing, and just rustles up all the stink you could possibly imagine. i think more people should welcome the new spring season with a nice big shower. bathe it up man. lever 2000 all your parts, then maybe repeat. maybe also wash all your clothing and make it a fun, regular activity for yourself. with this newfound clean streak, i won't have to smell ass anymore. luckily, it's not me. i don't smell like ass because every time i smell it, i check to make sure it's not me. if it were me, i would need to go get a massive refund from bath and body works. i'm just saying, let's start a shower revolution. eventually, we'll be so comfortable with bathing that we'll be showering together in groups regularly. you'll be in the parking lot at the grocery store loading your trunk with sourdough nibblers and you'll hear, 'hey matt, let's go play in the shower', and it will be like it's normal for you. don't disappoint me. get this campaign goin.
tina yothers = not dead. she was totally in the car behind me today in traffic. she drives a sunfire/cavalier that's like that burnt orange/rust color. why is she in ohio. huh.
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