why are you so attracted to rob schneider? he's little and kinda hairy. i do not know what your deal is, but i am amused. i mean really. deuce bigalow, male tasty. what? you have issues. get some help.
margarita jug going well. thanks for asking.
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It's because in that first duece movie he came across as so understanding and sweet helping all of the freaks get what they truly wanted without sex. He could see into their inner freak and get out what they REALLY needed.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't all chicks want that? (after super duper orgasms of course??) A man that will cater to our weird shit.
Fuck, that's all I've got.
As we standby and watch you spiral into a drunken madness, I have to ask:
ReplyDeleteWhy weren't we invited?
margarita jug, mmmmmmm, delicious.
ReplyDeleteGoddammit hor. What are you doing over there. Back away from the margaritas and TV. Actually just back away from the TV. Take the margaritas with you.
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