and his name is chair

i walked into work this morning and found that someone had furnished me with new furniture; a new place to rest my old sweet ass. and i love him so much in fact, that i'll hump him right now. i'm not kidding. for real. i said hump. we'll hump. now.

i'm here to tell you that i'm always up for surprises of this nature and caliber. yes, of course i miss old one. he and i were together for 6 years - i'm not heartless. we also didn't get to say a proper good-bye. normally i would be having closure issues at this point, but new one has maybe, i don't know...... only 43,000 different configuration options so that i may regularly indulge in corporate comfort. publicly. and at will.

have a look -



















um, i said look, hors. quit licking the gd screen. he's mine.