- christopher cross has the voice of an angel
- hall & oates have a catchy tune i never knew about - 'missed opportunity'
- demetri martin is allowed to be my husband one day
- i forgot to tell you that corporate lung juice also talks with her mouth full of gooey lunch food during conference calls. mmmm. yummy.
- sno-caps - where the hell have you been, bitches
- ditto, strawberry zingers
- if i had a nickel for every time i got stranded in a columbian jungle wearing heels and a puffy coat...
- during last week's office episode, i laughed for an hour at the part where phyllis and karen drive off with makeovers
- whatever happened to the hottie real world boys; rugged jamie from new orl, blonde surfer attorney aaron from venice beach, lumberjack shawn from boston (?), greazy mike from miami (funniest season btw, hands down)
- and completely unrelated, i'm all for viagra
- i was born to be a second wife - also unrelated
- a menthol light is going to be on tap
- i grew up watching this repeatedly. where is my brantley whitfield carlton foster?
- lime chips are crazy-face delicious
- this one is an effing genius with blog titles
- do you think corona tastes like water, too?
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
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Wow, so many things to comment on and yet so little time. Add in a short attention span and basically now all I can comment on are:
ReplyDeleteWhat's a strawberry zinger? Sounds like a hickey.
H&O - blue-eyed soul....swwwweet
Bean Sex? I've gotta read that again. I think my eyes are going.
Just when were you in the jungle with heels and a puffy coat? I'll toss ya a nickel if you can prove it.
See? That's where my memory is shot. Grrrr.
if by "water" you mean "urine," then yeah.
ReplyDeletenot that i've tasted loads of urine, mind you, but i do drink a lot, so pretty much anything is possible. who's to say?
Could you please blow into this here device, ma'am? Have you been drinking? On an also unrelated note, have you seen that show called "The Bad Girls Club" on Oxygen? It's effin hilarious. We could SO outdrink them.
ReplyDeleteI hate corona, but I always want to be where they film their commercials. Who knows? Maybe when I'm like 70 I'll be hanging in some hammock waiting for the viagra to kick in so I can keep up with my trophy wife.
ReplyDeletere: snowcaps - just wait.
MMMmmmmmmm Zingers.
ReplyDeleteAll the sno-caps in all the world are at my house. I'm hoarding them. You may have one if you let me come over and play with the microphone.
ReplyDeleteruss - the new ones are so horrible, they're wonderful.
ReplyDeletecm - remember zingers? like twinkees with icing and/or coconut?
jereman - well, i've been known to drink urine too so...
kp - oh man, let's do this. us drunk on tv. i like it.
jv - only if i can be the 50s trophy wife.
lindy - right on you big genius.
you have them, horface? you shut your face.
ReplyDeleteI LOVED Secret of my Success. That song is in my head now. Maybe you should check the mail room for your Brantley.
ReplyDeleteAlso, we totally agree about snocaps and lime chips, but you shut your mouth about corona. One of the best things about summer is eating chipotle with a corona. I'll be doing that on your porch this summer I've decided.
uh no, actually. i'll be doing that on your porch.
ReplyDeleteI dunno about those Denver kids... but I haven't watched this week's yet to see how Brooke freaks out and quits yet.
ReplyDeleteI have never eaten a sno cap but based on the zingers, demetri martin, martinis, and lime chips, I gotta give 'em a go. You haven't steered me wrong yet hor. That's my Corona bottle on your patio.
ReplyDeleteDanielle -- Deal. If we're both single in 30 years, we're going to St. Barts, baby. Pack your walker.
ReplyDeletejv, i'll only be 59 in 30 years so i don't know if i'll be the one with the walker. i mean, that's ok though.
ReplyDeletechop, you head on over to my desk. we'll sno-cap it. and then, we'll eat candy.
"crazy-face delicious", that's going in the books
ReplyDeleteNah, I'll have my wheelchair and my viagra. That just means I'm always good to go for the random lapdance.
ReplyDeleteOne of the saddest things I ever heard was from a 90 year old man. He said, "You never stop wanting to. You just stop being able to."
Once, a few years back, I watched an episode of 20/20 where they did tests on 100 bottles of Corona, and 90 of them had traces of human urine in them. So no, I'd say they probably taste more like pee than water.
ReplyDeletePer Karla and Bahwah Walters- I'm never going to drink Corona. Ever.
ReplyDeletewhile i don't want to drink urine, it does come from inside our bodies where it's considered to be the "cleanest" place of all, but i think it's best to not drink human body waste unless you find that you're trapped in someone's trunk for days. again. ew corona.
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