hey sarge, there's an aunt nancy reading my blog who is not commenting so i'm trying to get her to comment because she's clever. i'm 99% sure the one above isn't her.
ok you got me! Where have I been? Turning 50 has been a disaster. Let's start with my 50th dinner at Delmonico's in Vegas - from what Steph told me,(I truly don't remember) I went up to a bunch of strangers, sat at their table and yelled (yes, in the restaurant) "Buckeyes rule, Gators eat shit"! Of course Steph and her friend Laurie used that expression all weekend. Glad I could provide them entertainment. From the pictures I have, it appears that I had a great time. Wish I could remember all of it. There is one gift I got that puzzles me....I got a book titled "Sex After 50". When you open the book it is all blank pages. Does this mean I am to keep a log of all the times I have sex after 50? I know it doesn't mean that there is no sex after 50!
Danielle, start blogging or I will karate chop your boss in the neck and no wine at my house for you! Seriously, (do I sound like Grey's?), it has been a week and no new blog. I am old news. Start blogging!
now that cracked me up.
ReplyDeletedear danielle,
ReplyDeletebite me.
your aunt,
Nancy
hey, "aunt nancy". the nancy in reference isn't actually my aunt but she would totally tell me to bite her. nice blog.
ReplyDeleteI hate inside jokes when I'm on the outside.
ReplyDeletehey sarge, there's an aunt nancy reading my blog who is not commenting so i'm trying to get her to comment because she's clever. i'm 99% sure the one above isn't her.
ReplyDeleteI hate outside jokes when I'm on the inside. Bring on this non-aunt.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Nancy Drew when you need her?
ReplyDeleteCome on Nancy, don't be a nancy.
ReplyDeleteDude I love Aunt Nancy. She is da bomb as the kids would say.
ReplyDeleteP.S. My word verification is jermwpes. From now on you will be referred to as "germ wipes".
ok you got me! Where have I been? Turning 50 has been a disaster. Let's start with my 50th dinner at Delmonico's in Vegas - from what Steph told me,(I truly don't remember) I went up to a bunch of strangers, sat at their table and yelled (yes, in the restaurant) "Buckeyes rule, Gators eat shit"! Of course Steph and her friend Laurie used that expression all weekend. Glad I could provide them entertainment. From the pictures I have, it appears that I had a great time. Wish I could remember all of it. There is one gift I got that puzzles me....I got a book titled "Sex After 50". When you open the book it is all blank pages. Does this mean I am to keep a log of all the times I have sex after 50? I know it doesn't mean that there is no sex after 50!
ReplyDeleteAunt N
Goo. Somehow Don, your request for my aunt to say hi and turned into her revealing her sex life on the internet. Goo. Thanks. -Steph
ReplyDeleteyay! we have aunt nancy!
ReplyDeleteHi Aunt Nancy!
ReplyDeleteplease keep talking about sex on the hors blogs. I love that you are making Steph uncomfortable. Now go get busy with your man!
So much sex in the blogs today!
ReplyDeleteAunt Nancy is a hor.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Aunt Nancy
hey tell aunt nancy that i will be coming over to "drink her wine". soon.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds kinky... and wrong all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteDear Aunt Nancy, please karate chop danielle's boss in the neck so she can come home from work and blog again. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteDanielle, start blogging or I will karate chop your boss in the neck and no wine at my house for you! Seriously, (do I sound like Grey's?), it has been a week and no new blog. I am old news. Start blogging!
ReplyDeleteAunt N
whoa whoa whoa. you bring it down aunt nancy.
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